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| User: | eliwood (88997) |
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| Name: | e.wo (⅓ of the mayhem trifecta) : ellie | |||||||||
| Website: | just when i thought my skies were a june/july hue 1000 umbrellas open, 2000 umbrellas open, 10000 umbrellas open to spoil the view | |||||||||
| Bio: | i got my house and i'll stay in if i can but i don't want to keep my fenses i just want the girl in the blue dress to keep on dancing  \\ellie//simon//scumbag//tour slut//e.wo// a same sex marriage would give us the opportunity for two bachelor parties you know what else is fucking sexy as hell? laderhousens crumpled up on the bedroom floor. i'm gonna see if lij wants to steal the electric car again and we could make it our homoblie. elijahsaurus rex: sorry about that, i had a vagina panic. i'm a vampire! OHMYGOD. EVI. ME. i've got pins, but i'm not a pinata I WILL KILL YOU WITH A TRAY. * simple perfection * the trifecta * trash rats and microphones * TEN RULES FOR BEING ELIJAH AND SANDY'S FRIEND Rule # 35: Don't half ass with me. Rule # 42: Don't be a douche. Rule # 86: Don't fuck with my electronics. Rule #132: If you have chocolate, you must share. Rule #792: You must love dogs. Rule #11.7: You must not be a sore loser when beaten at games. Rule #88: Sense of humor is a must. Rule #29: I cannot be held responsible for any poor dancing, drinking, arrests, broken bones, deaths, or pregnancies that occur in my presence. Rule #8: If you're in my light when I'm trying to take a picture, I have permission to deck you across the face. Rule #555: You must love and appreciate music, be willing to sing it at karaoke, and dance to it at any moment's notice. frat boys gone to dogs, brawling and sparring. | |||||||||
| Interests: | 51: 04132008, 05302008, 06112008, a kissfest n'em's foyer, albert andreas armadillo, ammon on the bus, ammon with the tigers, ancient roman history, badass lessons, beer photography music travelling, being an honorary emo, bingo pants, bingo queens, brandon's into cow tipping, breakfast in bed, campfires, can i buy it?, chocolate fountains, climbing schools, climbing trees, dog people, edible underwear, emilala, extreme bingo, floury hair, half assing, harvey, i'm straight but, marrying dominic monaghan, pasta on the couch, preposition city population: gangstas, redoing uis on fridays, roman walls in carparks, room service, rule number 42, s'mores, sam the mountain goat, scumbaggery, sleep, spontaneity, squirt gun wars, swing dancing with aussies, the beach, the chipmunks, the mayhem trifecta, the zoo, tiger mountain, translator audio, vagina cakes, your town, zoo pants | |||||||||
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| Account type: | Free Patient | |||||||||
